Brushing

Care
Please, people, I know I sound like your mother but you know all those beautimous celebs with perfect brilliant smiles? Um, that could be you (apart from the celeb status) if you just BRUSH TWICE A DAY. When you wake up and before you go to bed. It's NOT THAT HARD PEOPLE. I know it's boring or whatever but you can do it while you dance around your room naked before bedtime to get all the stress out. Wait, or is it just me who does that? Well it's fun. I tend to get toothpaste everywhere (all over the mirror in my bathroom and the walls. Yeah, I'm real sanitary) but it's super fun, especially when they play that song WHEN I'M A WALKING I STRUT MY STUFF AND I'M SO STRUNG OUT (you can tell I'm listening to it as I write this I'M HIGH AS A KITE). Oh, and some tips: brushing gums = no gum disease when your old and brushing tongue = better breath. (Just don't brush too far back in your tongue or you'll puke).  

Also, don't brush too long or hard, as this wears away your tooth enamel. 

Products
Arm and Hammer makes the best toothpaste, according to Elsa's smart dentist but not my retarded one (he's made me wear braces for the past four years and he says another six months. In idiot dentist talk that means sixty more years.) Apparently the whitening toothpaste restores whiteness stuff in your teeth without wearing away tooth enamel. That's what Crest Whitening Toothpaste does. So use Arm & Hammer toothpaste, or Colgate is good too.